The Sayings of Chairman Morris

I was really called, "Chairman" by the waiter at an Irani restaurant we frequented. So there, I have official claim to being, "Chairman". Being a Chairman, it devolves upon me to say, so here am I saying:

• You big, fight more. Small, fight less and wiser
• Girlfriend convinced you want her sister. If girlfriend have no sister, convinced you want BFF. Can't win this one. Just keep sending flowers.
• Avoid articles and most verbs and you sound Chinese, and therefore, wise.

More to come, depending on supply of whiskey, which, as new international pub quizmaster, should be in plentiful supply.

Deepak